What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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