Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
