Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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