well most of my day revolves around power hour
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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