He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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