ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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