I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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