we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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