if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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