Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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