We got so high we made milksteak
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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