I'm jealous of your bromance
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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