She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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