But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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