im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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