Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
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