..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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