you would pick up someone in the library
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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