Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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