i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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