Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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