Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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