Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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