exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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