Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Are we still banned from the library?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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