would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
this hospital has no fireball
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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