Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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