If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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