just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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