i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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