I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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