Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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