If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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