What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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