Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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