My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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