Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Enjoy the penises
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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