I think I just saw someone hide a body.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
