Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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