Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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