Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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