Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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