I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
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