This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
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