apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Randomize
