My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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