Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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