WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Randomize
