do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
He has the fingertips of a God
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