Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Randomize
