Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
i just google imaged poop.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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